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I feel as though with the current climate in the Findlay Fantasy League it is imperative at this point to look at all sides of the issues that may be facing all of you during the approach to the post season matchups.  In everyone's interest there needs to be an unfortunately hasty decision made so as not to see the dissolve of the entire league.  I have been approached by several members of the FFL in regards to this seasons alleged collusion.  Keep in mind, if these allegations are found to be unwarranted, we can all agree to start fresh next season with rules agreed upon by ALL before the season starts.  In the meantime, the newly formed FFL Players Union (hereinafter referred to as the U), have asked me (hereinafter referred to as Brutal Union President) to lead a full investigation into these allegations.  Since I have proven to be an impartial onlooker to this years FFL season, I more than humbly accepted the offer.  Here are the current demands of the U:

1) Brutal Commissioner (who has been contacted) shall oversee all handling of matters facing the FFL and it's constituents including the U and the current commissioner who will be promptly relieved of duties under suspicion of some serious bullshit.

2) Brutal Commissioner shall now be known as "Commissioner Elect" until all matters are resolved, and will be in charge of the current season until conclusion.

3) All legal votes will be counted upon verification of those casting.  No illegal votes will be considered.

4) CBLM (Consolidation Bracket Lives Matter) and it's moniker stall be displayed at all future FFL events.

5) The East division shall be known going forward, as the B League as it is clearly the crap on the bottom of the shoe of the West division.

The U will be holding an emergency meeting at 2pm Pacific time today, and will be making a list of further demands.  All those unable to attend in person will get no vote.  Thank you

-Brutal Writer 

-Commissioner Elect (Brutal Commissioner)


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