Week 3

 Week 3 separated the men from the boys.  Although, at least half of the league managers are Dicks, winning brings forth the hero's so far.  Standing true to the spirit of the league, there are some zeros remaining, but the regular season forces strength of schedule questions.  Simply put, the league might be better without some of the Dum-Dums still remaining.  Keep your comments to yourself during the week, if you feel offended by the newsletter, stick a fork up your butthole and twerk.

                Team Broundon VS Fresh Prince of Helaire

Team Broundon finally woke it's ass up this week, and started Russell Wilson.  The loss amazingly came as a surprise to the manager of the worst team in the league however, and he pouted all the way to the strip club on mid-week "bruise night".  Look for Team Broundon to get absolutely annihilated this week by the reining champion North Idaho Lone Wolf.  It would be more admirable if this team died in a bus crash on the way to the game.

"Fresh Prince of Mediocrity" would be a better team name for these guys as they celebrated a narrow victory over the Broundons this week.  Final standings projections put this team at 6th place.  Fitting since the owner of this teams only talent seems to be growing a "manly beard"  Keep up the good work Fresh Prince, we love yawning while watching you play.

North Idaho Lone Wolf VS Whiskey Drinkers

North Idaho Lone Wolf obviously got caught up between a serving of milk toast and making it to the early bird special at Denny's.  His team lost to a bunch of misfits who lost their QB to a beer pong match in the middle of the game.  Let's hope he wakes up next week long enough to throttle Team Broundon as expected.

Whiskey Drinkers took advantage of a snoozing owner this week and this game was overwhelmingly compared to a game played by the FFL's sister league the NFL.  A mirror image of the Seahawks victory over the Cowboy's this week must linger in this managers mind, as Seattle took down an over-rated Dallas team with a shitty QB.  He will need to keep the streak going if the Drinkers stand any chance this season.  Bottoms up boys!

Team Mayo DeMaio VS Team Riggs

As previously stated by the manager of Team Mayo DeMaio that he "doesn't know what the fuck he is doing", this team set out to prove him right.  If there was any doubt to the absolute incompetency of this team, they sure proved it this week.  In Brutal Writers opinion, this league would have been better off without the insertion of the East Coast bumblers.  If this team went back home, it would raise the average IQ's of both states.

Riddled by scandal and controversy, Team Riggs drew the easy win over Mayo this week.  It has been reported to this commentator that even within the Riggs team, the co-owners seem divided.  In an exclusive interview with one co-manager, "You would think he would let me know we won considering he was glued to his phone all week watching the matchups".  Team Riggs needs to get some sort of clue as to how to run a team quickly as confidence in management is faltering.

Huge Fuzzyballs VS MaT Ice

The Fuzzyballs came out flat, but the team received a reach around handy from Prescott sealing the deal this week.  It is unclear if the owner knows the gender of the reacher, as he still seems to be clueless every week until the scores are posted.  It's pretty clear that this team is riding on luck rather than skill, as they seem pleasantly surprised every week when they realize the hooker they hired turns out to be female.

MaT Ice rode the rainbow they call Lockett to victory this week offsetting his epic fail on defense.  Falling in the projected final standings chart seems to be this owners only real talent.  It's unclear as to whether or not this team will show up for the game against the Brutal Master.  This owner needs to start loving the D for his team as much as he loves it in his private life.

Hotrodda rodda VS Numero Uno St John

Hotrodda rodda continues the streak making it to 3-0.  Good for them, it shows that the auto-draft will at least get you through the first three weeks of the season.  I don't expect much from this team for the rest of the season considering the owner just woke up yesterday and realized he was in a league at all.  Keep flying high kids, in adulthood you will face teams that aren't scared to punch you in the face.

I'm not sure what to even say about the new champion of "Shittiest Over All" team in the league.  This manager would not return phone calls as he was said to be rolled over in a gutter muttering about how great the mud tastes.  There is hope yet however for this struggling team, as they face a wounded Bear Down that would literally need God's help to win any more games this season.

Brutal Master VS Bear Down 

Brutal Master proves master like superiority over the opponent this week in an easy victory over a struggling Bear Down.  It is looking like the Brutal Master team might be the team to beat this season considering the raw talent possessed by the owner.  Bear Down ended up looking like a beat down crackhead prostitute begging for a chance to be a porn star.

Bear Down frantically making roster changes this week will not likely help in the long run, as even if the team gets better, they still suck ass.  Next weeks matchup against Numero Uno will likely be a comedy of errors, and the game is largely considered a race to the bottom.  This team is an armless man trying to catch a beer that his buddy tossed to him.

Brutal Writer