BRUTAL NEWSLETTER

 I couldn't find it in me this week to write a breakdown of this weeks games since the season had wrapped up as of Tuesday, but it occurred to me that a summary of each teams performance might be useful to those who could be invited to play in next years FFL.  Here is a brief summary of each teams season starting from the zero to the hero.  Ranking is based on Final Standing Projections.  I hope you enjoy it. 12) Team Broundon (I Got TheGaryOnLock) There are absolutely no redeeming qualities that can be pinpointed about this shit-show.  The Broundons started off with what looked like a high school football team who forgot their cleats for an away game, and ended up looking like the cheerleading squad finished the match for them.  The owner for this team should feel ashamed that he was even considered for a serious league as he showed absolutely no skill whatsoever from the draft all the way into the final matchup.  I would say that he should do some re...

 Alert Newsletter. I feel as though with the current climate in the Findlay Fantasy League it is imperative at this point to look at all sides of the issues that may be facing all of you during the approach to the post season matchups.  In everyone's interest there needs to be an unfortunately hasty decision made so as not to see the dissolve of the entire league.  I have been approached by several members of the FFL in regards to this seasons alleged collusion.  Keep in mind, if these allegations are found to be unwarranted, we can all agree to start fresh next season with rules agreed upon by ALL before the season starts.  In the meantime, the newly formed FFL Players Union (hereinafter referred to as the U), have asked me (hereinafter referred to as Brutal Union President) to lead a full investigation into these allegations.  Since I have proven to be an impartial onlooker to this years FFL season, I more than humbly accepted the offer.  Here are th...

  Well, well, well, things certainly are getting interesting in the FFL.  This weeks games didn't settle much other than that the Whiskey Drinkers are in a shit division and really don't deserve the credit they are getting.  The race for second place is still on with some upsets and come from behinds, (not the good kind).  Let's see if there is anything good to report in THIS WEEKS BREAKDOWN!!! I Got TheGaryOnLock VS Huge Fuzzyballs It's pretty obvious that the team formerly known as the Broundons can't escape the shame of getting last place this year.  It's been no ups and all downs for this team.  Watching the absolutly embarrassing season these guys have had is like watching a race in the Paralympics where one guys prosthetic fell off at the beginning of the race.  It's just really sad. Huge Fuzzyballs should feel absolutely no pride in defeating a team as bad as the Gary's.  The Balls are starting to resemble a downs syndrome dog that licks it...