BRUTAL NEWSLETTER

Week 7/ Week Seven After spending nearly two weeks visiting Epstein Island and being sorely disappointed, I am back writing the Brutal Newsletter at the demand of my worshipping followers.  Epstein Island was as disappointing as figuring out that the subscribers to the newsletter have nothing better to do with their lives but look to yours truly for entertainment, as they can not provide their own.  (The Island is closed by the way, so don't waste your money...) Team Riggs VS Huge Fuzzyballs Team Riggs seems to be holding it together this season, but that's about it.  Like Duct tape on an airplane wing, the Riggs squad finally failed, and the machine was sent spiraling to the ground.  The passengers may have been saved if the two pilots could have figured out who was steering.  All will be lost in week 8 as this two headed monster faces the divine Brutal Master.  Making out in the cockpit won't keep this plane from crashing. Huge Fuzzyballs continues with t...

 Week 5 I felt as if I should apologize for the tardiness of this newsletter for about a second, then realized that you Fuck-nuts don't do anything for the FFL at all, and the feeling went away.  That being said, this week certainly was eventful and after my bout with the China Virus, I looked at the scores and realized we are nearing the halfway point of our 2020 season.  Here is this weeks breakdown. Team Broundon VS Team Mayo DeMaio Team Broundon takes sucking ass to a new level during this week matchup against the clueless Mayos.  It appears as though the Broundons thought the season ended with a victory last week, and barely showed up on time to the big game.  It's safe to say that this teams manager is more concerned about how he's going to get the money together to buy the updated version of his Real Doll than actually showing up at the field.  Safe to say the Gary is in play for this dum-dum. Team Mayo DeMaio felt like a hero winning this game consi...

 The forth week of the FFL season gives us an outlook on how the season might end.  Reigning champions losing to crap teams, crap teams winning narrow victories over league leaders.  During these times, more than ever, fact checking becomes imperative to the  legitimacy of the newsletter.  Brutal Fact Checker has been busy at work making sure that all the statements made in this article every week are 100% true and inarguable.  Please enjoy your mistake free newsletter. Fresh Prince of Helaire VS Team Mayo DeMaio The Fresh Prince team came out swinging at the struggling Mayo team.  The most interesting part of this matchup was the repeated punching of a sexually frustrated Prince owner, to the face of what appears to be a  team who looks like a mob rat sitting in concrete shoes waiting to be pushed off the boat.  Fresh Prince to their credit, seemed to finally look like a force to be dealt with, even though they still struggle with ticket sal...

 Week 3 separated the men from the boys.  Although, at least half of the league managers are Dicks, winning brings forth the hero's so far.  Standing true to the spirit of the league, there are some zeros remaining, but the regular season forces strength of schedule questions.  Simply put, the league might be better without some of the Dum-Dums still remaining.  Keep your comments to yourself during the week, if you feel offended by the newsletter, stick a fork up your butthole and twerk.                     Team Broundon VS Fresh Prince of Helaire Team Broundon finally woke it's ass up this week, and started Russell Wilson.  The loss amazingly came as a surprise to the manager of the worst team in the league however, and he pouted all the way to the strip club on mid-week "bruise night".  Look for Team Broundon to get absolutely annihilated this week by the reining champion North Idaho Lone W...